Yeah, thanks GM. Have any more brands you'd like to let die?

This patent war needs to end. It's starting to get really ridiculous.

Perfect description.

Hate to say it, but I almost never see these on the road.

In other news, NASA discovers new ovoid-shaped planet; plans to send a rocket to the surface in late 2012.

These always remind me of Ferris Bueller's Day Off.

I posted about this in Whitenoise nearly three days ago. You guys are slow, haha.

I hate it when trannies blow.

And this is why I'd never purchase a post-2000 BMW.

That poor, poor Impreza..

"but $13 sounds fine to release your stress and get tender steak."

..aliens?

It was already ruined with those horrifyingly gaudy wheels.

Also known as the Herman Cain Mobile Telephone Private Alert System™

Seems better than my current carrier. I'm about to tell them to shut up and let me go.

I'll be honest here, I don't miss '90s GM designs. I still think this is one odd looking vehicle.

*cancels Gowalla account*

I'll take a CSS card, please.

You should really stay off of Jalopnik from this point on. You're not helping yourself.