It's about damn time a latex company got their hands in the automotive business.

Those are some horrifically tacky looking headphones. They probably sound equivalent to how they look too.

I guess your last name would have to be Kramer to snag ASSMAN.

Funny to think about how far Google has come in the last 13 years. Actually, it's a little scary.

Anyone else remember when NBC actually had good sitcoms? Seinfeld and Friends over this rubbish any day.

This is actually my favorite song from them. It's a pretty good tune, has some good harmony too.

I find it funny how we complain about those phones being huge, when the smartphones we all purchase now seem to double in size every two years. Hell, I remember when my Blackberry Curve was considered big, now it's dwarfed by all these new Android phones.

She really needs to consider a better password.

What's a Drake? Seems like coffeecake or something.

..is that Michael Richards?

WANT

I always did have a thing for geeky Asian chicks.

I've been wanting to see that movie for months now. I hear it's one of the best movies to come out in quite a few years.

That was pretty damn awesome.

Just had an unfgasm.

Nothing like drinking from an animatronic hair follicle.

Seinfeld on Blu-ray. I'd give up sex for the just of my life just to own that.

I'll probably never use Google Wallet, but hell, that clip was awesome.

This is just terrible. Hard to put into words, really..

..is that Richard Hammond?