Man, I can't wait for Windows 9. I hear it's going to be pretty good.

Only problem: they're too damn expensive.

Don't mind him, probably one of those vile Camry drivers.

I could have gone the rest of my life without seeing that Myiasis Wikipedia article you so lovingly linked.

I wish Ford had produced the long-wheelbase CV other than for just fleet sales. Always thought it looked good.

I blame this on you, obese people.

This woman speaking is so fucking awkward.

..is that Nadia Suleman?

That's one nasty looking cyst she's got there.

I'm pretty sure that last one depicts improper child conduct.

That ST wagon is just pure perfection.

Used-car lots.

I think it fits perfectly.

Not fast enough.

All I'm seeing is a floating mustache.

That's surprisingly nice to listen to.

I always thought that Head First was a really good album. Sure, not as eclectic as the past releases, but it was pretty damn good. Not sure what the problem is.

She sounds like a bit of a gold-digger, personally.

Why is Bob Saget doing the weather?..

Steve Jobs: Chairman of the Beard