I blame this on you, obese people.

This woman speaking is so fucking awkward.

..is that Nadia Suleman?

That's one nasty looking cyst she's got there.

I'm pretty sure that last one depicts improper child conduct.

That ST wagon is just pure perfection.

Used-car lots.

I think it fits perfectly.

Not fast enough.

All I'm seeing is a floating mustache.

That's surprisingly nice to listen to.

I always thought that Head First was a really good album. Sure, not as eclectic as the past releases, but it was pretty damn good. Not sure what the problem is.

She sounds like a bit of a gold-digger, personally.

Why is Bob Saget doing the weather?..

Steve Jobs: Chairman of the Beard

Remember this? Hey GM, start fixing your GMT900 vehicles so people can't steal them so damn easily.

That is one horrifyingly beige vehicle, right there.

Wow, that's one horribly mangled X5 on the bottom picture.

Lol, BlackBerry. Shame that I currently own one. It's almost embarrassing anymore.

You can almost sense the dissatisfaction in it's fascia.