Damnit, papercut! Augh, not again.

Love this. Perfect way to start the day.

Good god.

How exactly are they going to let people know about this service though without the internet? I mean, I assume people out of the country could call and tell relatives/friends in Egypt about it. But will it catch on?

@ppiddy: Wow, it's so ugly that it's sucking everything into itself and warping time.

I'd snatch up that PSP, you know.. If I actually had a use for one these days.

Oh dear..

@TheCrudMan: You're nuts!

Pentalobe Screw: Used by companies who wish to keep consumers from opening up their products; also known as PNTLBE-BLSHT-TYPE A screws in the United States.

@Bueller: Mommy!?

@b612markt: The Saab 9-7x. Born from unprotected sex in a Detroit restroom.

Sour Diesel.

Help! I've fallen and I can't unplug my wall outlet!

It's funny, because I don't like him.

I'm still trying to figure what the hell that is on the article image.

Custom-fit with the finest premium Pac-Man breathing holes.

It would be better if it came in gray, like most 1980s cell phones did. Oh, and slightly bigger too.

I love it, to be completely honest. Seems like a solid little vehicle, and the styling is pretty great also.

@AMGkiller: Introducing the all new, redesigned, 2011 Pontiac Aztec.

@The Squalor Also Rises: —NNNOOOOOOOOOO