@liftedngifted1: You pussy.

@liftedngifted1: Give me your goddamn lunch money, right now.

I'd find it funny if some evil villain completely killed the internet. You know, just to see how the world reacts.

Speechless.

@MissBuckyC: Thank you. Fucking thank you.

And to be pulled the Wednesday after due to slow sales.

I want it. All over my body.

@MaNiFeX: What exactly is talent in todays world? Seems like you can do anything and become some sort of pop sensation.

Not only is will.i.am one of the most creative and passionate artists since Mozart, he's got just what Intel needs. These chip manufacturers need to get with the times. I want my Core i7 Super X Bass Pumped Z3 will.i.am Edition right now!

@MaNiFeX: Yeah, but she actually has talent/isn't an idiot.

Looks like one of those knock-off cars you see in the Grand Theft Auto series.

@ZOMBIE SPIEGEL:

@Akio Morita: She's a huge bitch, whoever this "Ashley Madison" is.

@drmrw: My mother just walked in and is about to cut off my 56/k, thanks.

@ttyymmnn: Nothing wrong with it at all! My little Jimmy-Bob did suffer a massive brain injury last season but I'll be getting him back on the field in no time!

@Alternate: No, I meant that your view that the Cruze looked like a "Cavalier in a Cobalt body" was a little far-fetched. Nothing compares to the Cavalier, and never will. It's that bad.

@snapoversteer drives a CORVOLTTE:

@Alternate: I wouldn't go that far. The last-generation Cavalier was proportionally one of the worst looking vehicles ever. Especially the sedan bodystyle.

Um, my Logitech M215 works perfectly on my couch and bed. I don't see what the big deal with this one is.