This is so fucking weird that I need it in my life.

You don't spend this much money to use your imagination.

Coverage of this whole civil was has been non-existent here in the states. I hear it's nearly gossip in other parts of the world. If that's the case, I don't blame you for not following F1 at all.

It all starts with Bernie Eccelstone, the head puppet man of Formula 1. He's considered to be the Vladimir Putin of motorsports. Ironically enough, he's BFFs with Putin. You could blame everything wrong with F1 on him and many wouldn't disagree. Bernie loves money. More so, he loves making more money. Just this…

Formula 1 Management's not in danger of bankruptcy. In fact, the higher ups (including the teams) created an elaborate system to keep the rich forever rich. It's the small teams that are falling like flies.

Some days, I think Phil Fish designed Gomez just to be a balloon. It's destiny (or something).

What are you talking about? Even the polygons that the Xbox One gamepad can render on itself are less than the Playstation 4's.

Why don't cosnole manufacturers have Build Your Own Xbox/Playstation type things where you're given a number of customization options and have a go out at picking good combinations out? You know, like Converse has custom Chuck Taylors, or Nike that weird name thing. The cost of a having a few different colored…

Shame it's missing the shiftter and clutch.

Power to the players.

And by that, we mean we're going to belittle you in front of dozens of people in our store as part of a shitty PR stunt.

Jalopnik Motorsports Park it is then!

Needs more Spotify.

"[eSports] is not a sport—it's a competition. Chess is a competition. Checkers is a competition. Mostly, I'm interested in doing real sports."

Jesus, I used to watch Spike's show on FOX on Saturday nights when I was eleven. I always thought it was odd how his show just stopped and was replaced by Sit Down and Shut Up. But Christ is it good to see that he's still around.

Spike, I do know you, and not from the things you listed.

Count me in.

People like you are the reason why I pride myself in staying up past midnight on the internet.

It makes the people up top hate the people down low.

What you wear, how you wear it, or anything else is of no business of mine. My issue with man nipples is the same as with excess cleavage on a woman. It's incredibly distracting to me and throws me into a detour that makes for an awkward rest of the conversation because I can't just let it go.

Regardless, I think you…

Japanese women don't want to see man nipples, and frankly, neither do I.

This sounds like Steam Family Sharing, but different. On SharePlay, you can play any game worth playing but are limited to the obviously less than large cataluoge. But on Steam, the library is endless, but you cannot play a game that does requires a third party account. On the PlayStation, you apparently can't do a…

Huh? I always thought it was like Canada's equivalent of Discount Tire.

The more you know!