Dear god, please reboot Papyrus.

4.) Sprint Cup Cars

RIP in peace Deep Silver

OHMYGOD KIM FIX THE GAME FFS. I'M IN THE MIDDLE OF SOME STUPID PHOTOGRAPHY SESSION OR SOMETHING LIKE THAT. KIM. PLEASE. IF YOU DON'T FIX THIS APP THEN I'LL HAVE TO GO BACK TO READING THE COMMENTS ON KOTAKU.

PLEASE KIM.

PLEASE.

In most racing disciplines, drivers and race teams use state of the art racing simulators to prepare for race conditions. iRacing and rFactor both come to mind as sims that even just enthusiasts can get their hands on for experiences geared towards NASCAR and open-wheel. But when it comes to rallycross, is there any…

I literally live less than a block away from the Guadalupe River. If that's how all of Austin pronounces it, then the entire city is dead wrong.

I had once told someone that the only shooter I had recently played was Battlefield.

At the time, I had no idea what Battlefield was.

More along the lines of "That's some Nintendo ass shit." I'm sure.

I had to answer a survey about crimson corn. Whatever the fuck that is.

It's like they set out to make a game based around Gymkhana and wanted it not to be stupid. I'm looking at you, DiRT Showdown.

5 votes for an innovative, asymmetric racing game. Specifically:

I was always the odd one during the last generation. I never bothered to buy a 7th gen console until April of 2013, having been content with playing a now fourteen year old NASCAR game on PC with close friends for many years. After I finally got my mitts on an Xbox 360, and played the obligatory Codemasters racing…

All of my exes live in Texas.

I'll go get myself tested now.

I recall Marcus Beer expressing similar opinions during Invisible Walls on GameTrailers quite often.

The difference is that most motorsports sponsors aren't trying to encourage you to change your entire life like the National Guard requires recruitments to do. Instead, they would settle for you simply purchasing whatever energy drink or motor oil they have to sell you.

What do you mean "phase"?

NASCAR promoted these guys who performed "The Star-Spangled Banner" before today's Nationwide Series race at Daytona as "Madison Rising, America's Most Patriotic Rock Band."

NASCAR most certainly did not promote Madison Rising. The tracks are in-charge of all promotions, including pre-race activities. If anything,…

Dear Valve overlords... Please incorporate Spotify integration. Please.

The joke here is more satirical than lazy.

Even NASCAR fans don't like the majority of NASCAR games.