you never survive a long flight, you just endure it and then your life is changed forever.

Just build a rasberry Pi.

Wiseau serious?

A woodchuck would fuck up as many fucks as a woodchuck could fuck up if a woodchuck could fuck up fucks.

How many fucks would a woodchuck fuck up if a woodchuck gave no fucks?

Yeah, the I love Coulton’s stuff, but the cruise seems to be one of those things that you have to be fully in the cult to enjoy. (I suppose that would apply to any sort of themed cruise as well. Hey, I’m not a joiner, so sue me)

I like Scalzi and Coulton enough I would probably not get bored, but “probably not get bored” is not enough for me to drop several thousand dollars on a trip.

What about “Gattaca”?

One time I was driving around, my gas light came on, and I got gas.

That’s how you end up with an asshole kid

Tom, should you focus on his penis when his balls are the real story? I understand the confusion since there’s not a vas deferens between the two.

The couple, who tied the knot in November 2008

anecdote from personal experience: I can tell you, when your partner starts dropping hints about how “monogamy isn’t the only way for a relationship to be” and “maybe we’d be happier if we were more open” etc. etc., it is mostly just laying the groundwork to justify having feelings (physical or emotional, whichever)…

If I was MVP, the only question I would ask would be “what came first: the desire to open our relationship, or the desire to sleep with a specific other person?” And I suspect the answer to that question leads to a less-than-happy outcome for MVP.

Yeah, I don’t think most sexually dissatisfied people in relationships jump right to “we should fuck other people” unless they have someone they want to sleep with already.

Occam’s Razor. Completely agree.

Most likely this.

You guys would not have been able to swing together if your relationship were not solid. It would have started falling apart immediately.

Easily the most inappropriate sexual activity I’ve seen going on at a subway since Jared.

That’s one Tesla owner who managed to keep his head.