83 gifts — one for each of 45*’s IQ points. Effing moron.

In broad strokes, this is a version of the story Trump’s supporters and opponents used to tell about Bannon, back before a string of clumsy, cartoonishly evil Bannon-ghostwritten executive orders bounced fruitlessly off the judiciary’s lower legs and revealed their author as an impotent melting…

Earlier, the Trump administration was considering Scaramucci for some sort of Treasury/finance type of role. I was reading up on him, not knowing a thing about hm. According to one story, even his friends didn’t think of him too highly. One of them said that Mooch “put the douche in fiduciary.” So I guess the…

Having grown up as a LA Lakers’ fan, I always feel inclined towards characterizing Danny Ainge as a horse’s ass.

Dunno about Ivanka and Jr., although I think I’ve got a good line on Eric’s true lineage...

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Compare and contrast.

Pence looked like a frickin’ bobblehead doll in the background, doing that incessant nodding thing he does. I’m beginning to dislike his mug as much as Agent Orange’s. And with his identical shit suit as Ryan, the two of them looked like Tweedle-dee and Tweedle-dum.