As a southerner who has been living in Minneapolis for 15 years, Kevin is right. This city fucking wails.....until it’s about 30 below with 30 MPH winds in your face.

Houston is the fourth best city in Texas...

Yeah, the streets of NYC are totally empty of cars. And the subways run on candy and rainbows.

A few thoughts:

Unfortunately, feminist cronies are still only paid 75 cents on the dollar.

True story.

He already has his next escape attempt planned.

Lifetime Movie, starring Spencer Pratt?
(who purposefully let the real life dog out unattended, readymade script in tow)

He was headed to Oakland after learning that the rent on his doghouse had been jacked up to $2900/month.

At my pediatrician’s office recently, they gave each parent a disclaimer that they support vaccinations and outlined all of the reasons why. At the end, though, they pretty much said that if you don’t want to vaccinate, that’s your choice, but you will no longer be a patient of this office and they will give you no…

There were 2 reasons I chose our pediatrician, and it was based on negative Yelp reviews.

One of the most horrifying parts of belonging to “Mommy” groups on Facebook is seeing the sheer number of people who ask for referrals to naturopaths, chiropractors, or “vax-friendly” doctors. This stuff is shockingly common.

I’m no wrestling fan, but how bout you list for us all the things you enjoy?

Please please please let all the entrances actually lead to moving vans headed for the coast to deposit them on pilotless garbage barges.

People all over the world have beards, and have had beards. Growing a beard is a pretty regular biological process. That is to say that it’s not a very good comparison here.

These people have Reached maximum capacity and are spilling over into Austin. It’s nauseating

The idea that successfully holding down a job and making rent entitles you to complete freedom from perceiving the unhappiness of others is so breathtakingly narcissistic.

He shouldn’t have to see it, they shouldn’t have to live it, it’s tough breaks all around.

“We live in a free market society,” maybe?

“I shouldn’t have to see the pain, struggle, and despair of homeless people to and from my way to work every day.”