Ah yes, the well known Criticalfaculticide rex.

Like this?

I rewatched Jurassic Park for the first time in 20 years this summer, and it more than holds up. I probably liked it more than I did as a kid. None of the sequels can even touch it.

Pratt clearly dies there, right? He gets consumed by volcanic ash. Even if he survives it’s a massive thousand foot drop off that cliff, and the island is exploding, and he’s in a dinosaur stampede. While the sequence is overdubbed by Goldblum saying “life finds a way” he clearly means that in the broader sense as in…

While everybody else is pretending to be too cool for school, you and I will be enjoying dinosaurs (again) on a big screen.

This looks dumb as hell.

This is brilliant man. May I borrow as appropriate?

He hates not the metaphors. For metaphors are the wood, and he is the fire. The wood loves the fire.

Except you do eat tiny amounts of dirt all the time from fruit, vegetables, salad etc. Even a lot of processed food has sand in it as an anti-caking agent

Yeah, that’s not actually a distinction we need to concern ourselves with right now. Oh, and it absolutely is something Hoffman has been accused of in multiple instances by several people.

Bad person! Stop using geography and logic!

Politics Corner - This Year in Jerusalem edition. Trump decided that what America (and the world) needed is a new international crisis, so he decided to create one. I have never believed for a moment in the ‘Trump is playing super-chess’ theory. Because he is Trump. But I DO believe in the ‘Trump shits on the board to…

Nah, they just don’t have other options.

Who saw that coming.

But Jesus was still white, right?

53 percent of white women voters, not white women, voted for trump.

Yes, the Roy Moore lady on CNN was a piece of work.

Hey, what about my favorite traditional Western value: Invading lands inhabited by brown people, then subjugating and/or eradicating them?

Had to reach so far back for that Sting reference that you probably dislocated your shoulder.

Sounds like someone in the subscriptions department had a look at how many of their subscribers are really old and/or dead.