Mirror Universe Bernie Sanders stomped on my foot the other day for no reason. That guy is such a dick!

What social progressive hurt you, Laylowmoe?

I suppose the chemical broth lathered onto his scalp every morning could be described as pomade. 

Do not seek a naturalistic explanation for this phenomenon.

Hey, I might look like a cyst with hair, but I... uh... what was the third thing you said?

Every morning he jerks awake, alone, thrashing around on a bed littered with big Mac wrappers, tears streaming down his clammy cheeks. Confusion slowly gives way to a dull understanding and he levers his bulk up with trembling limbs before lurching into the bathroom to insert foul-smelling dentures into his gaping…

At last, my secret shame is revealed. You all know my terrible secret. I always knew this would happen one day. Is it strange that I feel... relieved?

(Grits teeth)

Hmm... and I love the Kubrick Shining which King repudiated, and found the mini-series he was so closely involved in to be mediocre. I guess a good writer isn’t necessarily going to make good decisions in another medium.

Which is also fine if you’re consenting adults.

Yeah, we’ve seen plenty of cartoons of Hillary which are much more offensive than that. You can’t escape them if you use social media sites. We’re not calling for anyone to be killed.

Jesus Wept, Piers Morgan! Stop, Stop! For the love of God, man!

I’m seeing double here! Four identical Ghost of Eazy E posts!

That’s not really my point. The original writer is a resource regardless of whether or not money changes hands. The input of the person who created the work and who is best qualified to explain and expand upon the original vision doesn’t suddenly become irrelevant because they sold filming rights.

Now at last Bryan Fuller is free to turn his attention to the show-running project he was born for: Fuller House.

Who does that ‘content provider’ think he is? The guy who created the basis for the entire project, without whom said project would not exist?

If you’re going to adapt a written work, it is classy and useful to include the original writer. Not only can they give you insights about the subtext and setting, but your adaptation would not exist without them. That deserves some consideration.

We heard you twice the first time.

It hunts at night in deep shadow, making black the ideal colour. I can’t explain the penguin, though.

I don’t want to see anyone who looks like me. But I’m Donald Trump. Can you blame me?