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AMERICA IS SLIGHTLY LESS AWFUL AGAIN!

CAN’T YOU LET US BE HAPPY FOR ONE DAMN MINUTE?!?

This result knocked me back into the greys! Someone help meeeeee!

“Slightly more than half of Alabama voters reject accused sex offender.”

There’s the America I know and love.

I think the bar is currently at ‘glimmer of a soul inside an otherwise dead-eyed stare’. That still puts it way higher than the GOP decency standard, though.

Yeah, the Frank/Micro bickering was my favourite part of the show. Unfortunately the show also found my limit for gratuitous violence.

He renounces violence and becomes a tough but fair vice-principal. He doesn’t like giving you detention, but deep down you know you deserve it.

What if the money was made of iron?

Indeed, well said.

Wait, did that guy mean that as a negative? So he would feel justified endangering a woman if not doing so might hurt his feelings?!?

Did you say... wassail?

I believe that the seat for the Earldom of Sandwich is in Dorsetshire.

Ha ha! It’s funny because my liver is failing!

Bizarro Trump and I get mistaken for each-other all the time, but here in the Mirror Universe only our personalities are reversed. I am not a smart man.

Hmm. The snark is strong in this one.

Dammit, I don’t plan ahead! I’m Donald Trump!

I didn’t have a drop left in the house the day after Trump was elected.

Wow, you... still don’t know, huh?