“Sexism is all the big and little ways that society draws a box around women and says, ‘You stay in there.”

Dirt tastes better than dog shit, but that still doesn’t mean I’m going to eat it.

Alec, please: just shut up.

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...Eh, I’ll pass on this one. It doesn’t seem like it’s fair to mock a speech impediment caused by dentures, especially when we have so much more to work with.

The response by millions of millennials: “Wall Street Journal? Do people still read that?”

It’s funny because it’s soon to be true!

You’re being facetious. Clearly the Western values they’re referring to are the Christian values which... which originated in the...

Why? What’s so great about-

Honestly, Jeff, it’s been an open secret that they think that way for a while.

I thought angry racist women liked angry racist guys! I can’t keep up with how bigots think anymore. It’s exhausting.

I lump people together based on their phylum. I’m a phylumist!

The woman I pay to hit me with birch canes calls me trash, but I mean, I’m paying her to do that, so I don’t feel it should count.

I think you just accidentally wrote a feminist punk song.

Ok, but, let’s assume, just assume, that I lack all self-knowledge and am egregiously stupid?

“Facebook is shit.”

“Pol Pot was a fine golfer.”

SCUM MEN ARE SCUM, SCUM ARE NOT

It’s clearly hyperbolic. Not all men are trash. Some are creeps.

Now I’m confused. Am I trash or not?