Suuuuure it is.

You just described the plot of a Neil Gaiman novel.

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Special needs children can be very kind and compassionate. Please do not insult them by associating them with Donald Trump.

Honestly, you can count the number of GOP senators and congresspeople who aren’t reprehensible failures as human beings on one hand. And even they’re still pretty awful. But at least they’re doing an excellent job of representing the hatefulness and ignorance of their constituency, if not their actual interests.

Although he’s dragging down the Republicans, seems like everyone else has just had it with this wretched behaviour, so maybe we come out of the Trump presidency in a better place?

Eh, I’ve seen worse. The Canadians in your dimension aren’t world-conquering serial-murderers, so that’s nice.

Damn goo socialist! Get a job and pay for your goo!

Not even alien crucifixion can dampen the spirits of Alien Jesus. He laughs at mere snark.

Please tell me ‘Pokemon S&M’ isn’t actually a thing.

Yujrob Jibo. Works great.

Your Star Wars name is Stumel Idow!

You left off Kit Fisto and Plo Koon.

A good way to make a Star Wars name: you take the first three letters of your last name and the first three letters of your first name, so your Star Wars first name would be Farbar. Then you take the last two letters of your last name and the last two letters of your first name, making Gort. Your Star Wars name is…

I really liked the discordant musical cues in the trailer for Dr. Strange, and found the more bombastic, heroic music they settled on a disappointment. Still love Dr. Strange though.

I like the music in the opening sequence, and Frank’s meandering on the guitar humanizes him because it makes him slightly lame, which can be charming.

Yeah, and he doesn’t even know how to spell ‘cocks’. Poor confused dope.

D’aww, look at him dance. He thinks he’s people.

‘Sounds moronic’, you say?

Provide ironclad alibis for each incident, demonstrate the existence of an impersonator who offers a full confession, then prove that we’re all trapped in the Matrix and the victims are merely CGI simulations.