Not even alien crucifixion can dampen the spirits of Alien Jesus. He laughs at mere snark.

Please tell me ‘Pokemon S&M’ isn’t actually a thing.

Yujrob Jibo. Works great.

Your Star Wars name is Stumel Idow!

You left off Kit Fisto and Plo Koon.

A good way to make a Star Wars name: you take the first three letters of your last name and the first three letters of your first name, so your Star Wars first name would be Farbar. Then you take the last two letters of your last name and the last two letters of your first name, making Gort. Your Star Wars name is…

I really liked the discordant musical cues in the trailer for Dr. Strange, and found the more bombastic, heroic music they settled on a disappointment. Still love Dr. Strange though.

I like the music in the opening sequence, and Frank’s meandering on the guitar humanizes him because it makes him slightly lame, which can be charming.

Yeah, and he doesn’t even know how to spell ‘cocks’. Poor confused dope.

D’aww, look at him dance. He thinks he’s people.

‘Sounds moronic’, you say?

Provide ironclad alibis for each incident, demonstrate the existence of an impersonator who offers a full confession, then prove that we’re all trapped in the Matrix and the victims are merely CGI simulations.

Pity the nation whose leaders are liars, whose sages are silenced,
and whose bigots haunt the airwaves.
Pity the nation that raises not its voice,
except to praise conquerors and acclaim the bully as hero
and aims to rule the world with force and by torture.
Pity the nation that knows no other language but its own
and no…

Still waiting patiently to see if there are depths to which GOP voters won’t sink.

Vote for the lizard, not the wizard!

Frank’s speech right afterwards is sublime.

Hey! Earth-3 Trump! We should do a crossover team-up and fight my world’s murderous tyrant Mirror Universe Bernie Sanders! Are you still friends with Shadow Universe Trump and Victorious Nazi Timeline Trump? They won’t return my calls anymore.

“Talk sense to a fool and he calls you foolish.”
-Euripides

“When I see Ann Coulter and Sean Hannity baying across the television screen, I find it hard to take them seriously. I assume that they must be saying what they do primarily to boost book sales or ratings, although I do wonder who would spend their precious evenings with such sourpusses.”

You big kidder! You had nobody whatsoever fooled for a moment there!