In an ideal universe we would get a new Rick and Morty each day. I would say two each day, but I have to get things done.

Yeah! I told a friend who doesn’t watch the show that Get Shwifty was the weakest episode, and it’s still pretty damn great.

“The perfect is the enemy of the good,” said... someone. Voltaire? Eh, who cares. This post is good enough.

Ha! Yeah, that’s in the title, too.

Oh yeah, I’m enjoying it too. It’s just... I have real things to be scared about, you know?

I can tell you care strongly about precision of language and I admire that.

If you really have to be killed and eaten by a cannibal, it really should be Tim Meadows. Yeah, I said it! Screw you, Sir Anthony Hopkins!

Having Stephanie Beatriz glare furiously at me for at least five seconds is on my bucket list.

In Barsanti’s defence, a whole lot of Republicans have been referring to Graham-Cassidy as ‘repeal and replace’. I guess a better term would be ‘gut and leave bleeding to death by the side of the road’?

They want to. But the Koch brothers and legions of furious Trump supporters are determined to destroy Obama’s signature legislative achievement and are really turning the screws on the senate GOP. They have to keep trying, or at least look like they’re trying.

Trump can focus on REALLY important matters, like finally releasing the truth about Obama’s birth certificate! He’s been sitting on that amazing report from his private detectives for so long!

Are there factual errors in the reporting? And why shouldn’t laymen be commenting on how the bill failed to pass? I would be interested to hear what Barsanti got wrong.

Everything would have been just perfect for this legion of ineptitude if Hillary had just one. Then they could have kept screeching ineffectually while pocketing cheques from hate-filled millionaires and obstructing every move she made. Deep down I think they were looking forward to it. But damn it, they won, and now…

Look, I think that we call all agree that the modern GOP is a shower of incompetent, hateful buffoons in the pocket of plutocrats.

Kinja is our god now!

I still have 5$ on climate change. I’m feeling good about my chances! I mean, not to survive. To win five dollars.

That might be the weakest attempt at trolling I’ve ever seen.

Honestly, Einstein. Can you dumb it down for us a little? This isn’t... wherever it is rich people go to watch the opera.

People have bad memories, so Twitter is absolutely performing a public service by routinely reminding us just how childish, ignorant and incompetent the President is.

I mean...