4.) Is dimly aware that something is missing, that he isn’t a complete human being, and that they all know. They can see it when he enters a room, hear it when he talks.

It is not in Trump’s nature to leave people alone.

Now Trump is! The Kinja reacted with Trump’s hair tonic and made Trump a cannibal!

Why insult people with micropenises? It isn’t their fault that they were born with a very small penis, while it is entirely Trump’s fault that he is the human ruptured sewage pipe which is Trump.

Wouldn’t you feel terrible now if Trump actually popped a blood vessel and...

Same as always.

Trump’s election has fired up a lot of Democrats I know. They will be surprised when they learn that they are declining into irrelevance.

Trump thinks that some people would rather be ignorant and vote for ignorant representatives. In democracy poorly informed people have exactly as much power as well-informed people, so if you want to lie to and victimize voters while deflecting blame, you have a ready-made constituency.

Now fuck off.

Trump’s worst enemy was Trump all along. What a twist!

McCain is among the best of the GOP.

Captured McCain is just angry that he was captured by the South Koreans and he wasn’t a real hero like Trump who can nuke them when they don’t renegotiate NAFTA!

Barton Fink! Barton Fink! Yaaay!

Trump’s skin is highly non-reflective. Much like his brains.

Trump cares deeply about that bill thing. Whatever it’s called. And whatever it does.

That guy you’re describing sounds great. Trump is glad he is president.

Eating human brains does cause brain damage.

Uh... Ghost-paste... Go-says Van...

Trump can come up with nicknames for AV low energy losers! You will be... Lack of Brain! Trump is a genius!

Finally, someone sticks up for Trump!