He once said before doing enough damage to a website that they had to turn comments off.

You should know all there is to know about pathetic well. Dumb fucker who will call a woman a slut will stand up for a philandering dipshit of a president who also seems to think molesting women is all good. What a piece of shit you are.

Damn. Where’s Reggie Jackson when you need him 

Nats were up 2-0 in World Cup but fans very nasty to Your Favorite President, then blew it like dogs. What goes around comes. Houston better anyway!  I like Winers!

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If you told me 10 years ago that Hearthstone would be at the center of a huge, international diplomatic storm, I would’ve said the same thing I’ll say today: What is Hearthstone?

On one hand, you have the Chinese government who wants the ability to extradite residents of Hong Kong with no oversight. The same Chinese government that regularly disappears people in it’s custody, and is running literal concentration camps for ethnic minorities and political dissidents.

It’s nice you think he 1) cares about these things enough to Google them and 2) can formulate cogent questions and sentences to type into the search engine bar.

Those vacuums’ll take your dick right off. You don’t wanna have sex with them.

There are literally dozens of him!

Nevernunes?

Iiiiiiiiiiiiin West Philadelphia

Well yeah, he’s been dead for years, of course they wouldn’t hire him.

This is the darkest version of “Would You Rather?” I’ve ever heard.

My girlfriend’s sister had mono when we were all in college. I was terrified I’d get it because my girlfriend was the super jealous type and she would have accused me of kissing her sister or something. And the last thing I’d want is my girlfriend yelling at me because then my wife would find out.

Y'know, I thought I had mono once for an entire year. Turns out I was just really bored.

Derek Carr: "I would be more upset if I weren't so heavily sedated."

Liberty lost to Syracuse, 24-0.

“Some people are fans of the Los Angeles Chargers.”