This is a really good system, and now I’m wondering why we don’t set up some national GoFundMe program where everybody has to put a little money into an account, and whenever somebody needs medical treatment, they are covered financially? The people with more money could donate accordingly,  the people with less would…

I assume Carrie Brownstein and Corin Tucker have alibis the day of the accident?

It’s okay everyone. Just try to look on the brigh...

“And starting at center for your Los Angeles Lakers...DWIIIIIIIIIGHT HOWAAAAAAAAARD!”

It’s gonna be a real shame when OJ murders him for ruining his fantasy team.

So to recap, Mr. “Our Society is Collapsing Because Free Speech on College Campuses is Being Threatened by Snowflakes!” is trying to get a media professor fired for a bit of criticism delivered as a harmless, pithy joke. 

I’m not typically one to cast aspersions on people I don’t know, but if Dan Dakich’s family member is dealing with chronic work-related injuries, has earned $100 million in the last seven years, and has a degree in architectural design from Stanford, then he’s an idiot for continuing to show up every day at the steel…

Bullshit. If they’re fans and had any semblance of human empathy, they would know the beating and punishment that Luck had taken to get to the point this preseason where his participation was dicey.

The obvious solution is to get a team of troops because we all know they could probably beat these guys anyway. More and more people are saying it. You’re really hearing it more and more.

This team has been garbage for about 90% of it’s entire existence.

Day One: My neighbor and I agreed everything would be fine.

Please don’t take away my only asshole. This poop has to go somewhere.

I’m a fan of the Great Robotic Uprising of the Late Nineties.

Ahem, there are two professional ultimate leagues: AUDL, Premier Ultimate League.

Do you think Chris Evans could be convinced to take a TV sized pay-cut? Because I want to see him and Peggy reunited. And because the MCU time travel rules make this a completely alternate timeline, the two of them can team up to weed HYDRA out of SHIELD without screwing up the regular timeline. Steve and Peggy: HYDRA…

When “keeping it Real” goes wrong.

I slipped a raw potato from the fridge into his stocking

He has fancy plans, and pants to match!

I feel like that is the worst question ever in 11 Questions (no offense to whoever submitted it). Like do you really thing some celebrity is gonna be like, “I’m gonna go out and kill about 4 or 5 people first...mainly whites,  but maybe a minority...then rob a gas station, then sexually assault some people?” Every…

They also said that The Lion King was their thirty second feature film, but that movie is way longer than thirty seconds.