I raise my glass to Ted Danson. (There should be a word for that, but I can’t think of it. Hmm...)

Jason: Did the Jags win the Super Bowl?
Michael: No.
Jason: Dang. Will they ever win the Super Bowl?
Michael: I can’t see the future, but...no.

What league is that team in?

Sandy Frank! Sandy Frank! He’s the source of all our paaaain!  

Ate the W. Proves he elite anything

“THIS FALL.... Gramercy Pictures presents... A Bryan Singer film... Come see the story about how Verbal Kint is really Keyser Soze.... THE USUAL SUSPECTS”

Hey! That’s a half-truth!