You know what they say, love is blind.

DARKNESS
NO PARENTS
SUPER RICH
KINDA MAKES IT BETTER!!!!!

How do I reach these keedz?!

Give me a Van Heflin.

I love how later in the episode it just becomes shorthand. "Gone bowling. Not back, avenge death."

Olympia Dukakis and Bo Derek in "Too Many Grandmas!"

Yes, I saw them and it was totally blackface. Not to mention it was really creepy and at the same time lame. They made a deflate gate joke!

The victim contains potassium benzoate…

In the end, she realized her true feelings for Slimer. In this Ghostbusters, he will be inexplicably Irish too.

And you should win things by watching!

Space coyote?

HELLLP! HELLLP!

Also I believe that line was adlibbed by Dan Castellaneta.

I, for one, welcome our new insect overlords. I'd like to remind them that as a trusted TV personality I could be helpful in rounding up others to toil in their underground sugar caves!

Marge: Your lifelong dream was to be a contestant on ‘The Gong Show’, and you did it in 1977, remember?
Homer: We got more gongs than the break dancing robot that caught on fire.

Woman: Excuse me, did something crawl down your throat and die?
Barney: It didn't die.

I think my favorite part of the Aurora Borealis bit is the line after:

Agreed. In my perfect universe, Simpsons ended with Behind the Laughter.

Mayor Quimby supports revolving door prisons. Mayor Quimby even released Sideshow Bob — a man twice convicted of attempted murder.Can you trust a man like Mayor Quimby? Vote Sideshow Bob for mayor.

Bone-us Erupt-us!