My mother hates Hillary Clinton and my grandmother was going to vote for Trump because of abortions. But my grandmother always dreamed of going to college. Instead, she worked as a secretary in a college until she met my grandfather who dragged her out to a farm. There, my mother dreamed of going to college to study…

I want to say this as a millennial: Voting for Hillary Rodham Clinton means the world to me.

Fuck yeah!

Y’know, sometimes I get the feeling JLaw doesn’t care one jot about how much I want her and Nicholas Hoult to get back together... 😭

Every time I almost feel sorry for Indians fans I see pictures like that one woman gingerly clutching her Chief Wahoo board and then I’m just so happy they lost. Fuck them.

I’m only half Asian but GOD am I so ready for the strapless trend to die.

America:

This is some serious “We are setting up the dramatic season finale” type of shit.

This will forever and always be the best Vine:

Duck army. Never fails to make me laugh.

Point being, Beyonce might not take herself as seriously as she lets on.

Swim, Forrest, swim.

He’s the six million dollar bro. We made him bigger, stronger, faster, but we couldn’t get him to stop laughing at the number 69.

While we’re talking about Hillary insulting (but not throwing shade at) Trump, this made me laugh so hard:

My personal fav was when she said “he choked” while in Mexico. The train flew clear off the tracks after that.

A Hillary Clinton anger interpreter would be a wonderful thing to behold.

And what provoked it? Her making a joke at the expense of his tax evasion. A tiny little jab which doesn’t even hold a candle to the sorts of things he’s said about her.

I’ve bellyached about this a lot in the last week or so, including in the kinjaverse. I think I’ve come away with a couple of key takeaways, for my own squaring of cognitive dissonance.

1) Bill is not running. Moreover, even if we look at Hill/Bill as a team, Hill did not have a part in any infidelities (and/or…