I can’t stop picturing Hillary Clinton kissing her fingers and pressing them to her wallet sized photo of Beyoncé for good luck before each speech. “We got this, Bey...who run the world?”

We don’t need to hear from both sides if one side is batshit crazy and their stance is indefensible. This is how Republicans are winning and manipulating the system. This is done for the sake of “good television,” and Trump supports get to go on the air and shout out talking points and memes to reinforce the “I hate…

Lie down with dogs, get your face melted off by Old Testament Wrath.

Let’s be clear, we’re reaching the point where Paul Ryan better be concerned about personally winning re-election to the House. Like, it’s that bad. And, it’s GOING to get worse because more tapes are coming.

It couldn’t have happened to a bigger group of assholes.

I’m offended, like actually offended, that so much attention is given to undecided voters.

Ken Bone, the undisputed winner of last night’s debate

That moment where he went up right behind her and just stood there staring while she talked made me so uncomfortable. I watched with a bunch of friends and all the women thought it was so creepy and none of the men could understand why.

This is the face that got me. I make this face like 30 times a day.

I feel like the fact these women are willing to appear with Trump at a time when it’s perfectly clear what a vile shitpile of a human being he is speaks volumes about their character and motivations. I can understand why they’d hate the Clintons if their stories have as much as a grain of truth to them, and I blame…

Sen. John Thune from South Dakota

He should’ve fucking waited. This October surprise was in the first week of October.

You got what you deserved, Ted.

You know, I have some serious policy issues with Hillary, but I am so so fucking excited that a woman is on the stage at this moment to respond to this man. Imagine the optics if the Dems had nominated a man, any man. This debate would be so different. Hillary is many things, but she is a legitimate badass when it…

OMG. That’s what’s behind the hair. He’s growing it so he can let it down out of a window and someone can climb up it.

Kind of like how the VP debate was all about “basket of deplorables?”

Why is Ghouliani appearing on Meet The Press, shouldn’t he be haunting a opera house somewhere?