as the premier tay fan, i was not pro adam and i am viciously pro tom.

I think she’s howling with laughter over the fact that she’s boning the internet’s boyfriend, and the internet is collectively trying to prove to itself that she’s not.

OH MY GOD WILL YOU WITCHES NEVER CEASE IN YOUR EVIL ATTEMPT TO SABOTAGE THE GREATEST LOVE STORY OF OUR TIMES???

I was getting annoyed about this over the weekend. To me it dehumanizes Taylor to accuse every relationship she has of being fake. If you want to say the Hiddleston relationship is fake then you can’t also say Harry and Calvin and Taylor werewolf and whichever Jonas and Jake G were all fake too. Some of them have to…

“You were completely reckless with sensitive government information in flagrant violation of the rules. But that took courage, for some reason. Therefore, FIFTY POINTS TO GRIFFINDOR!!!”

Yep, I was pleasantly surprised to read about this quietly amazing thing she did at State. Yet somehow Bernie mumbling about same sex marriage slightly before her makes him the real LGBTQ advocate.

“Wow Mr. Vice President, it’s such an honor to meet you, and so surprising to run into you here at our local McDonalds!”

Oh Joe. He is like the slightly inebriated uncle that correctly guesses what all your Christmas presents are before you open them.

See also: the influx of padded sports bras and wicking tanks. When I’m on a 4-mile run in Texas’ 97-degree heat, the last thing I am looking for is extra fabric (padding!) in my minimal running wear. Not only is it added warmth, but it acts as a sponge to gather sweat. I guess I’m overruled by people who think it’s…

s/o to jenny slate for the master of all rebounds, literal captain america.

Eminem used his bad upbringing and wrote songs about violently raping women. But he’s got an exalted status. He’s a ‘real artist’ who is just using his pain and we should forgive him for all the insane misogynistic lyrics he writes. And we should forgive him whenever he jokes about murdering/raping some woman, after…

I believe he wrote those comments, but I also believe he’s being a fuccboi. If Taylor Swift controlled the media, she wouldn’t have allowed a million articles coming out saying he dumped her for being boring/demanding marriage...followed by a million articles saying the photos of her with Tom Hiddleston are…

Just two 34-year-old women chatting about Twiddles:

He’s a grownup, in the music industry, with millions and millions of dollars. If she were pulling this on civilians that would be one thing, but she’s not. If you don’t leave one week into the paparazzi nightmare then you’re clearly getting something out of the relationship.

I love how he’s walking the line between “Taylor controlled the media and this was fake; I am a free agent once again” and “Taylor controlled the media after she broke my heart but now I’m single and moving on.” what-is-the-truth.gif, Adam?

Women in control of their shit are always going to be vilified. Young, old, it doesn’t seem to matter...men can use and abuse any number of women in rapid succession but seem to cry the loudest when the script is flipped.

I’m....proud? Of the Democrats?? IS THAT AN EMOTION PEOPLE FEEL???!?!?

Democrats? Raising hell? Using social media? Drowning out the speaker?

All of these faces look the same while I’m sitting on them.

House rules say no pictures, phone calls, or videos are allowed on the Floor. It’s enforced by the Sgt at Arms staff, but there’s not much they can do other than remind them of the rules and ask them to stop.