Don't worry. Goodell has already suspended the account.

My daughter is almost 9 and she legit thinks that women are not allowed to be president because that must be why we haven’t had one by now. I’m going to let her stay up late tonight and watch.

She also once asked me who the first black president was. I said, Barack Obama, and she said “I know he is one of them, but…

Look, no matter what you think of her, this is pretty awesome. Women could not vote until 1920, less than 100 years ago, much less run for office. Having a black president followed up by a lady would be damn cool 12 (16? please?) year streak for the Oval Office.

Cue all the people bashing her for writing songs about her relationships, for having relationships, for being 25, for dating more than one person in the time frame that absolutely no one else ever dates more than one person, for her popularity, and for anything else used an excuse to hide annoyance about powerful…

A simple solution: Appoint an independent counsel to investigate the problems at Baylor. I nominate William Jefferson Clinton.

Again someone find Ja Rule so I can make sense of all this!! Where is Ja?

Extra buck for chips? Who are you? A Saudi royal?

The ‘why should I pay for it,’ rant is particularly ignorant on a couple of levels. The chief one being that policies which include bc are cheaper than ones that don’t. Insurance companies are very aware of how much covering pregnancy, birth, and then a child costs compared to covering bc- they are thrilled to provide…

Because that’s how you win a conservative argument. Shout and interrupt, before someone points out that a no complications squat and drop childbirth at your local hospital costs approximately 30K. Assuming birth control cost $100 to provide, that would pay for 25 months of birth control. The answer is, you’re already…

My best friend and college roommate for three years is a conservative, and was a member of the college Republicans. He was (and is) an exemplary conservative and one whom I wish the party was full of.

No mention of “Jock Jams”? Really?

Upgrade to LOFT instead, especially if you have an ass. They’re constantly having sales and their stuff fits better for curvier people.

It’s ALWAYS the overweight, unattractive men going on and on about what level of attractiveness is appropriate for women.

I hate myself for feeling this way but I am really even more attracted to Andy Samberg when he’s dressed up as a douchey pop star.

This whole country needs to sit down and take a fucking 9th grade Civics class

I know I’m biased* since I actually like Taylor despite her being #problematic, but this. Regardless of how juvenile or silly people think her lyrics are, she’s been recognized by American songwriters for her entire career. Obviously since she’s at the peak of her career it was a good time to award her something but…

the article says it was ten hours

This is THE highlight of the year for my team. Fucking Christ they suck