And the part where you feel extra fat, at the same time super hungry.
I love you so much PHILLIP J FRY
It’s widely being proclaimed that the interview didn’t go all that well for Sanders (theWashington Post is declaring it a “disaster”).
Completely here for Chi Chi. Chi Chi knows what’s up.
I just hope he doesn’t leave the show when it finally comes to a boiling point.
They are totally going down that road and it is going to be juicy. I think that Illana didn’t think that he was going to actually go out and not only sleep with other people, but get into a relationship with someone. He’s put in enough work with her that he deserves to go off and find the relationship he actually…
great, now his gigantic head will get even bigger.
Wow, you got them all right, in the correct order, the first time! Deadspin writers always fail at that.
#fashiongoals
Interesting that when white guys stack cups we call them athletes, but when black guys stack cups we call them dishwashers at Chili’s.
Little Ditty with Jo and dying.
God creates man.
When I was in college and didn’t know any better, I went on a date with some guy who took me Frisbee golfing. He kept insisting he wasn’t really that into it, that he just played with some guys from work, but then how come you have a travel case for all your Frisbees, which are sorted by ideal distance and trajectory?
Which one of you broads can punt a football the farthest?
I like Peeps. A friend of mine moved to Minneapolis recently where they have a Peeps store in the Mall of America. She sends me packages of Peeps on a monthly basis because the two of us are the only ones in our group of friends who like them. Fuck the haters.