*Captain Hook spots a surf board*

Drew,

No-one said they were the only team to have perfected it. But yesterday, that was sublime artisanal work -

Sorry Future but Future got a new daddy and his name is DangeRUSS.

Yes, but George, when you ruin your children, sometimes the state has to take them away from you for their own welfare.

Still pushing for Deadspin’s Drew to write this article some day.

I want to star this a million times!

*Reads article and views videos multiple times* *fans self*

I GOT YOU, BINGO BRONSON!

The only way to support the Vikings is to expect them to fail. That way they can’t disappoint you! It’s like watching a puppy walk up stairs, if he makes it yay! If he falls down is not surprising!

this fucking show. i love this fucking show,.

True story: saw Ilana Glazer on the subway last week late at night. I was paralyzed and wanted SO BAD to tell her how great I think she is, but this is weird and unacceptable. So I just sat there and kept screaming at my husband with my eyes.

They will sail into the West, they’re saga in this Age of the Earth having been fulfilled.

Why wasnt this mentioned? Ladies and gents our new Tarzan!

“Friendly Reminder” Is one of the most annoying, condescending, and passive aggressive things ever. Tumblr needs to calm down with their passive aggression (unless it is enjoyable, I love some good old fashioned midwestern passive aggression)

Agreed. I’ll admit it, I thought he was hot, I fell for his whole “feminist” act, I thought the rough stuff he did was consensual, and it turned me on. But I believe and support Stoya and I now find him disgusting. It definitely feels very victim blame-y when people imply that they knew something was wrong with him,…