Ugh, I couldn’t stand the audiobook narrators — ESPECIALLY Anna’s. Forget Rachel, I wanted to throat punch her the entire book.

Dollars to donuts he’s going to come out swinging with the YOUR HUSBAND HAD AFFAIRS! line of attack and hope it rattles her right away.

Well, not only that, but it’s not like she has an option not to prepare. All Trump has to do is show up and maybe not explode into a frothing, incoherent mess this time, and suddenly, “Hey, he’s presidential after all!”

There’s only going to be one funeral on Sunday and it ain’t going to be hers.

“Do you really think that Hillary Clinton is debate-prepping for three or four days. Hillary Clinton is resting, okay?”

Ugh, I noticed Mr. Trenchcoat right away. What a creeper.

KITTIES!

Yes. It was incredibly timely to watch after the debate, because you’d just seen all the behavior they talked about! The stuff about him in military school and only learning about how to interact with/value women from Playboy just made everything click into place.

like the time he gallantly told Howard Stern he wouldn’t leave Melania if she were disfigured in a car accident, so long as her tits looked alright.

He just can’t stop himself. It’s the Khans all over again.

Hillary brain ninja’d the FUCK out of that diseased orange with that comment about his dad giving him money. He was in control up until that point, subdued and a little boring, and then he immediately began to unravel. It was beautiful.

This Ru tweet was definitely shade. And it is beautiful.

Since the Brangelina divorce is giving me the case of the sads and not the juicy celeb gossip I wanted, WHO WANTS TO TALK ABOUT THE DRAMA ON LAST NIGHT’S DRAG RACE?

YOU’RE THE BEST

I NEED a gif of that moment. Immediately.

The smile on her face when she jumps back into the choreography at the end! So fucking cute.

I LOVE THIS MANIP THE MOST

My ideal top three are Alaska, Katya and Alyssa.

Her number was also the shortest, by far. She had no material to work with! I thought Roxxxy deserved to be in the bottom over Katya. I totally forgot she was even in the performance until her number came up.