I was hoping someone would mention this book! I picked it up at one of the Canyon gift shops during my trip there in high school. So fascinating.

God, I cannot wait for her Calvin diss song if he keeps this up. It’s gonna be great. I was hoping for maybe another mopey Dear John or All Too Well, but if we get Blank Space 2.0, I won’t complain.

And they just voted to suspend the rules! Awesome.

I’m not exactly sure what the rules are, but I think they’re not allowed to livestream from the floor? I haven’t been able to find a good explainer about that yet.

Rep. Eric Swalwell is also live on Facebook.

His feeds keep getting shut down, but Rep. Scott Peters has posted a handful of Periscope videos from the floor.

Lord and Taylor is amazing. I support it.

GET THAT REBOUND UPGRADE, TAYLOR

Right? Good luck getting the super delegates to turn after that hot mess, Bern.

That Politico article that dropped about his campaign last night is... illuminating, to say the least.

Why must all my friends be going out of town this weekend, I need to see this movie immediately.

Bless this post.

YAAAAAAS give me the break up album I want, Taylor. I need a sequel to “All Too Well” IMMEDIATELY.

God, tell me about. I got into a big blustering match with my conservative aunt about birth control last weekend, and she would not let me get more than two words out without interrupting with, “WHY SHOULD I PAY FOR IT, HUH?”

Right? I just don’t bother even trying on bottoms at H&M and F21 any more. I’m a size 10/11, so finding anything that fits in that area is basically a Herculean task.

There is an Express outlet store about three hours away (boooo) from me, and I was suuuuper impressed by the selection they had. If I had more time to shop, I probably would’ve come away with a lot of basics for work!

I tried on some super cute dresses in the plus sized section, but they were too big.

I think I’ve both aged out and sized out of Forever 21's stuff. I went into Forever 21 and H&M this last weekend, and came out of both feeling like a hippo. SORRY I HAVE AN ASS, FOREVER 21.

At my retail side job, one of my fellow millennial co-workers is OBSESSED with Top Gun. I finally had to ban the soundtrack from the loudspeakers because I couldn’t handle listening to it for the zillionth time.