Seriously: this group wears its nice assless chaps to church and he thinks they’re gonna be offended?

Storyline was good enough for Footloose!

Yeah, the wildest girls I knew were the kids of overbearing dads who treated daughters like their property. 

Nobody wants to see that mess.

Great. The mental pictures you provided will take decades to repress. If it happens at all. 

He said he is opposed to “perpetuating a state of emergency that concentrates all political power under one person,”

As a rabid hockey fan (GO AVS), I’ve been both incredibly disappointed in the league’s non-statements and incredibly inspired by the statements and actions made by the individual players.

Put the vaccine in a martini glass, and she’ll have 3 or 4. As a start.

Actually reminds me that it's time to remind all of Kinja what a privilege it is to be around me in the comments. You're all so lucky to be here. Bask in my self-aggrandizement, bitches! Warm yourselves by the glow of my unearned confidence!

his threat toward the woman customer is a hate crime on the basis of gender

Meth. They love meth.

The more stories like these that I read, the more I think that the Republican party has finally found a way to Start Making America Great.

Who in the wide, wide world of fuck ungreyed you?

How is it that the state of Florida manages to collect so many of America’s craziest white people,

Yeah, that’s a rough 36. Reading about his criminal history, probably from a lifetime of drug addiction. Instead of serious help, he was thrown in prison where he probably joined a neo-Nazi gang. Or maybe he was already a POS Nazi before the drugs or prison, but still, I doubt it helped. Probably what he meant about…

Its redneck aging. I grew up in the deep rural south and even though I am now 43 and moved away, whenever I come back to visit people there my age or younger look like they are a good 20+ years older than me.

Behold the “master race!” Here’s the thing about the Aryan nation “ruling the world:” they kind of already do. Think these billionaires give a fuck about black/brown lives? Hell they don’t even give a fuck about your white trash ass past the utility of your hate in helping them accumulate more wealth, to your own…

It’s so like so many things with conservatives. What they really feel is hatred toward women and minorities. But, they feel like they can’t just say, “We hate women!” or “We hate [insert minority here]!” So, they make up reasons that sound logical to them (because they are in the midst of a hatred fit that never…

The very nanosecond you hear that phrase come out of someone’s mouth, run. Flee like the hounds of hell are at your heels, because that is someone telling you who they are. That is Dump-level delusional assholery.