I used to feel that way about the holidays too, although not from the family trauma that you’ve experienced, but having drifted apart from my family and then having nobody to spend the days with. And then, I’m not sure when it happened, I realized that I hadn’t actually enjoyed dragging my sorry ass out of the house…

Agreed...and putting feelings against houseplants?!?! A real Sophie’s choice for this empath plant lover.

Please send my regards to Broadway and tell my boss I’m going to be three months late for work on Monday because I have been made bedridden by puppy videos and gifs.

That is so much of a good thing, Squirrelfran.

I’m answering from beyond the grave because I JUST DIED.

I really love giving less and less fucks as time goes by. I don’t care so much about makeup/hair (thinking back to my teen self it seems amazing) or appearing “presentable.” 

C’est moi:

Usually I do baby thread but this week I’m just doing a lil selfish update; it was my birthday a few days ago! And my party was tonight; my 30th on the 30th!

They do live by improbably high klassless standards.

That exchange between Rihanna and Paul McCartney made me smile when I really needed it. :)

“Than groping the one he wants, than ruining its career.”

he denied the accusations and said that he was simply being “gallant,”

I’m loving Jezebel’s sports coverage.

The terrible irony is that the risk to life and limb the NFL poses makes a strong union more of necessity than any of the other sports.

That girl is vicariously cathartic AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!

Hey Jezzies,

Yeah I don't know what you're on about. My tits make me incapable of understanding government. 

STOP IT LEAVE POLITICS OUT OF WOMEN ISSUES YOU ARE DESTROYING SPANFELLERS VISION OF PROFITABILITY AND GOOD JOURNALISM TALKING ABOUT WOMENS ISSUES WITHOUT POLTICS STOP IT HOW CAN WE ATTRACT INVESTMENT OF OTHER PRIVATE EQUITY INVESTORS WISHING TO ALSO BUY AND FLIP JEZEBEL IF YOU KEEP TALKING POLITICS.

Historic times. Hey...G/O Media...you people should totally start a politics blog that could cover all this stuff as it happens. Man, that would be great, ya know?

This is just another reason why the US needs nationalized, single payer, healthcare. Churches shouldn’t be running hostpitals unless those hospitals are regulated the same as any other hospital and have to offer all of the same services, regardless of religious beliefes, to all patients.  This is pure bullshit.