Right? She’s taking a tone I don’t think an ominiscient being would appreciate.

You’ve got your priorities exactly right :) your kid's adorable! Did she pick the cupcake colours?

I miss people. But I know when we go back, there's going to be all kinds of rules about gathering

It's going to be a while before I'm back at work, and like you, I've gotten into a rhythm, and I'm happy to continue at home. Even when we go back it'll be completely different because of physical distancing rules.

But clearly the best thing for the economy is to cross your fingers, open everything, focus really hard on manifesting a virus-free future.

I’ve been to visit my bff when she’s been in hospital. It would suck being in hospital for anything right now, but to be there for mental illness while conditions are extra stressful really extra sucks. I think all you can do feel what you feel. Your fellow Jezzies are here for anything you want to express, especially…

The wrath of the whatever high atop the thing!

Break a virtual leg! I’m an atheist but lately I find myself doing what I guess is praying for better American leadership. They’ve gotta start getting sick too, right?

I’m really sorry you and your family are going through this.

I kmow who Stella reminds me of!

And Dick Cheney. Although that’s a more vengeful thought, whereas Trump and Miller being gone now would probably save lives.

In the UK scheme means plan, as in “parliament will debate the govt’s scheme to support workers" (which would never happen because Boris doesn't give a fuck about workers.) And I realize you're not in the UK, however it is another meaning of the word.

This evening I listened to an interview with a NY funeral director. The man sounded shell shocked. He’s been trying to help people get their loved ones remains cremated or otherwise looked after, but the crematoria can’t keep up. Remains can’t be released to families because funeral homes have no space. In Spain they…

Preach

Your loss, I guess 🤷‍♀️

Not for 7 weeks, at least!

And yet another reason to feel good about my decision to never love again.

I just listened to an interview with a funeral director in NY describing how the crematoriums can’t keep up. I hope they have it worse than you and if anyone should die of this thing, it should be them. And they can take the governor of Georgia and the rest of the ghouls with them. There, I said it.

Of course it’s sexually transmitted. If you’re within 6ft of infected people who are breathing, you will likely catch it. A condom is irrelevant to Covid19.