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the most offensive thing in that video was you drinking “monster”, spare a thought for the taste buds that died during the making of this video :D

This game doesn’t belong in our universe. It belongs in the universe of some cop drama, in an episode about an almost-school-shooter who plays violent video games.

After watching the gameplay... I think we are due for a new Crusader: No Remorse game.

WHY WHY DO ALL THE PEOPLE REPLYING TO ME ON THIS HAVE ANIME BOOB GIFS? I mean, its a bit striking and speaks to the persona you want to put forth.

I watched the ending when it got leaked a little while ago and it was so hilariously cheesy and bad I didnt know what to think.

The salt in the YouTube comment section along with the number of dislikes is almost more than I can take - are there really that many adamant defenders of this game and its horrible marketing strategy?

Already a guy asking for an unbiased review here in the comments.

I am actually taken by surprise how good the production quality of the game is.

I’m giggling almost constantly at the outraged reactions from all the edgelords that you’re somehow “not doing it right”. Of course you’re not taking it seriously. What else does this kind of nihilistic woe-is-me tantrum nonsense deserve?

Fuck this game and fuck the 8chan dudebros who are going to jerk off playing it because COOL AND EDGY BROS

The devs either don’t understand how nuclear power plants work or ignored the logic and went with it anyway. Or maybe both?

Funny, it looks exactly like the original trailer. Top Down Twin Stick, Nathan Explosion giving Linkin Park Monologues...

Not sure I agree that it was “hilariously” dumb, seemed to just be dumb to me.

It might actually be funny for a split second if someone comes crying in about you “censoring” the game and “interfering with the developer’s holy, immutable creative vision” by not playing it the way it was “intended.”

100% My reaction too.
I remember being upset at the original trailer, but now that I’ve seen it. Its at most...’eh’, with an occasional one-time disturbing bit that just becomes repetitive.

‘Thats it?’

You could’ve at least tried, idk.
Now I’m curious if you could finish the game without ever hurting anyone (well, except for the poor guy in tutorial).

hardly worth an emotional response. People should watch Totalbuscuits video on YT about it. Sums it up perfectly. When you’re given the choice and intentionally do something wrong in a game to a developed character, it has significantly more impact than “Kill x things on screen for x points”. It has more impact when

I can’t believe how inappropriate the school has acted, and is continuing to act, by telling people the kid has “bad character.” Look in the fucking mirror, dickbags.