Go home, McDonald’s. You’re drunk.

“It’s my baby’s birthday, and everybody’s waiting on me to bring home a fancy cake! So here I am, dicking around at Micky Dee’s!”

All of the McDonald’s characters creeped me out as a kid. Given their enormous marketing budgets and the huge incentive to get kids hooked, you’d think they’d be better at this.

He looks like he’s from a McDonald’s porn parody. Next thing you know, he’ll be stuffing Grimace’s muffin.

Dude, the hamburglerer should NOT have the hamburger! He should be sneaking into the store on the basement conveyer belt or something (the McDs my father managed had a basement conveyer belt and I thought it was the awesomeness things ever as a kid). And then caught by Ronald McDonald.

Every time I see something like this, I think of the phone call the actor had with his mom - “Yeah, Mom...Yeah... I GOT THE PART!!... I know! I know!.... I’m really excited, too!!”

OH MY GOD K-FED IS THE HAMBURGLAR

Is that Kevin Federline? Because he’s definitely got a Kevin Federline vibe to him.

This one confuses me.

Well, you know how much the GOP loves to hurt women and girls....oh, wait, did you mean the rapist? No, probably not then.

Well, someone’s pretty psyched about the return of the Nintendo World Champs.

I was thinking he looks more like an upset walrus.

You’re a dick, Jonathan.

Correction:

I freekin loved Sid Pi. Gonna give this a try for sure!

The new Grimace:

This incarnation of the Hamburglar can only visit the McDonalds that are at least 500 feet from schools.

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