And the American public will buy it.

So the Republicans now control the House, the Senate and most states. I'll make a prediction right now, they will still find a way to blame Obama for their lack of governing and leadership skills.

And no, I don't support your point.

I'm Black and all of my family says that, pal. Troll harder.

And then someone opened the door and brought them to the black.

Dang. It's almost as if the quarantine was a hastily-constructed bid for political points, but that can't be right.

The difference is, every year, jackasses actually think doing a costume with blackface is a good idea.

I never have to do that again!

AARRGGGHHH! I hate all the people who are like "if you don't mean to be racist, then blackface isn't racist." Wrong. Just wrong. This may shock you, but your individual intention is irrelevant...what you think is not important. I know your mother told you otherwise, but it's true. The practice of blackface is too…

uh, no. still black face. still wrong. go away, now.

If you know you aren't being racist

Yeah it's still racist.

Um, shut up, please. Thanks.

wow nailed it you look just like a not asshole

There's literally never a reason to do blackface. If your costume isn't good enough without blackface, change costumes. And no, ironic "stupid racist sorority girl doing blackface" is also not acceptable either.

Well-played.

That's weird, cause my instructions would have involved a loaded shotgun.

Good. This virus is probably not going away for a while and it's likely to kill a lot of people in Africa. We need qualified medical volunteers to go stop the disease at its source. They cannot do that if when they return, they are expected to give up a month of their family life for no real scientific reason. …