For some reason I thought this thumbnail picture was of a bunch of men dressed as Ninja Turtles. I am not sure if I am disappointed.

Thanks for the pageviews!

The 'friend zone' is when you're into someone but they're not into you and they don't consider you to be someone they want to date. That's it, it's slang for that situation and it is very common. No, it does not mean they are intentionally banishing you there for malevolent purposes. No, it does not mean you should…

You are not entitled to her vagina and she is not entitled to your friendship. If you both want different things from each other, the only solution is to move on.

No such thing as the friend zone. Guy needs to get his head out of his vagina.

Well, this is going to become a Jez cross post shit-show.

If you complain about being friend-zoned you were never her friend to begin with.

"Why do I keep getting friend-zoned?"

Because you use the term "friend-zone"

PSA: guys, stop girlfriend-zoning people

Jesus Christ on a crutch people, are there no fucking adults anymore in this stupid country???

I'm amazed more people aren't talking about the conjunction of "We take what we want" and the Indian logo. I mean, it's pretty much an American history lesson on a T-Shirt, isn't it?

So we've got Texas, teenagers, misogyny from football players, tone-deaf "defenses," feigned innocence, and a Native American "warrior" mascot. I'm just going to assume somebody's already gotten BINGO and I can put away my cards and stampers?

Well, I guess when you already have a racist mascot, rape jokes are one of the few avenues left to you to make things even more offensive.

Poor Sherilyn.

"'[Y]ou see a pretty woman, you react to it.' Especially a woman wearing 'snug black jeans.'"

Him and Ann Coulter.

This guy is playing the ultimate troll role to perfection. And he gets paid handsomely to do so. I caught on to his shtick a long time ago.