I watched the pictures and already move on with life, but i think Deadspin wants to milk this, just like espn does with tebow.

The UFC is fading faster than your 5 year old TAPOUT T-shirt...which is still every bit as douchey today as it was the day you bought it.

I wish we could send Stone Cold to negotiate with Putin.

Still the best. I'd let Stone Cold give my four year old a stunner if it meant getting to toast him with a beer bash.

What a sad situation. I feel about being a gamer the same way I feel about being an American, incredibly proud and equally ashamed.

Wow, that's a new one.

Wow, what a close call. The kid was this close to losing his scholarship.

Dedication 2 and Da Drought 3 are highly recommended listens.

Tony Dungy wouldn't draft any of these losers.

I only read the headline and first paragraph, so I could be offbase here, but my interpretation of said headline is that we're impressed that 12 year olds are too busy/focused to turn the LLWS into an Olympic level fuckfest.

nope.

I signed in for the first time after three years of anonymously reading Deadspin to say this:

FUCK PRIMANTI BROTHERS SANDWICHES

"Human beings take social stances," he said. "And if you're respectful of all human beings, you have to decide what you're going to do and why you're going to do it."

When have they ever actually been funny?

fuck portland

Lil Wayne is like a black Benjamin Button. Every time I see him, he looks like he's gone backwards one grade in middle school.

Ya'll cut the video too early!! I wanted to see that awkward dap!

Instead of 2014 Wayne (which isn't that bad considering his Believe Me verse), lets all listen to 2004 Wayne, in the prime of his rapping ability, rapping over a beat composed of two people playing ping pong.

Leo fails? You fail, bitch.

It's very good to see Deadspin covering stories that don't involve a sport.