The Ghost of TED KENNEDY says Tony should race.

Sean's coverage of this tragedy is deplorable - forcing 1363 comments into one single article even as this story updated. FUCK YOU for ruining the opportunity for legitimate discussion of this event. As soon as I saw you were the one on duty for this I knew it would be a ruined event as usual with you around

I can't help but feel Jeter is flirting with a girl he'll want to bang 20 years from now.... Just laying the groundwork.

She'd make the same face if her mother gave her a half-eaten hot dog that was under her seat.

I guess Kevin couldn't "ward" off a hit a run...

What a beautiful eulogy.

Tony Stewart killed a guy with his car? In the NFL, that's only a year's suspension.

No problem. I've got all sorts of jokes ready.

"See you in 18 years"

Why did you capitalize Right Field?

I wonder what Derek Jeters unborn kids think of that.

Hey, at least you got to meet SI's own Peter King and can be comforted that he'll enjoy that souvenir baseball more than your 12-year old self ever could have.

Didn't give it to the baby girl. Gave it to the mother. She left this morning before the gift basket was ready.

Go fuck yourself

So...my question regarding this Redskins Hellabloo is this:

What's 'winning' here? What makes everyone happy? Changing the name of the team to something else? Because that won't strike the name 'Redskins" from the discussion no
more than preaching abstinence education stops people from boning.

What I mean is changing…

ATTENTION ALL ARTISTS!!

That's what 50 years of kayfabe sounds like.

"It's Friday. Smile." That made my day. Made my last month actually. It's not been a good month.

I'm waiting for Paul Heyman to walk out at some point and say that Jon Jones is his new client.