God you’re so HOT, COOL aaand WITTY! What a catch!

Is this supposed to make people laugh or just say “oh, a pun”?

Live look at his election victory speech

He’s old. Maybe he’ll die soon.

If you were to match that color in a paint, it would be “Joe Pesci In A Cornfield Purple.”

Bleacher Report seems right, given their financial backing and ties to Turner/NBA.

DC is currently writing his checks, so he clearly can’t criticize it, but I feel like if he liked it or had confidence in it he’d be a lot more positive. The fact that he said anything less than THIS IS SO GREAT! or I CAN’T WAIT! is a red flag for me.

Just like all superhero movies, based on the initial picture.

They already started filming Joker scenes.

Why do we shit on DC without having seen anything yet? If you would have told me what Marvel was planning back when Iron Man came out, I bet I would have been skeptical, too. But we let it play out (and not all those first movies were big winners) and it worked out fine.

So, does your Mom like to play practical jokes on you or do you just crave the attention of being somehow linked to news stories?

RDJ made Tony Stark the coolest he’s ever been, but the idea that Bruce Wayne is jealous of Tony Stark? Bwahahaahahahaha

Oh so much win.

I had to live with a friend for a bit when in between places, he let me stay for a couple of months, and in return I filled the fridge with food. When I finally found a new place I asked if he would mind if I took the food to the new place to save a few bucks he said he didn’t so when I moved out and left a large…

No you are not. Also, you are a terrible writer BTW.

Another thread filled with cynicism. Well I’m going to be a rebel and say I absolutely love the picture of the Trinity. It’s pretty much perfection.

Another thread filled with cynicism. Well I’m going to be a rebel and say I absolutely love the picture of the Trinity. It’s pretty much perfection.

[picks up phone; cancels all Monday guests]—

Shhh... don’t point out the obvious problems with everyone’s favorite movie. Ignore that the ending is a rehash of Transformers 3’s. Forget about the 90s TV quality scene blocking during the dialogue scenes or really any scene not created entirely by ILM. Laugh as the movie’s villain is turned into a punch line.…