"show your tits... Show Your TITS!"

Yes seriously.

They have a pretty quick fuse in Arizona. In a Scottsdale hotel bar, I once saw tempers flare to an uncomfortable degree when the bartender ran out of almond-stuffed olives for martinis.

These Tweets read like a Pokemon battle.

Very true, mostly because of your lack of alcohol tolerance.

They realize this is only college basketball they're rioting over, right?

The reporter shot by the beanbag round was called for blocking.

Kentucky should get a technical foul every single time one of their players touches the ball for violating the number one rule of college basketball: someone on the court for your team must have the vaguest intention to actually attend college.

I'm an over sensitive woman of color, and even I find this chick & her hashtag politics fucking annoying.

meh, she's not that hot

Can't even moniter my kid in 60fps

Sacrificing resolution for your children? Casual.
Look at all that wasted space too.
Never have kids.

Be careful, eating Irish babies can lead to gingervitis.

#CancelDeadspin

What if we replace it with "Bad Drivers" or "Math Whizzes"?

are you threatening to physically harm suey park i will report you to the cutting authorities

"#CancelSueyPark"? So you're saying you'd like to...Chop Suey?

So you mean that the 2nd layer of satire was a bridge too far?

First, props for covering how stupid this issue is.