They’re interactions have always been beyond cringeworthy. I wonder how they stayed married to other people all those years? They used to call each other “mommy” and “daddy.”

Have to say this Macron won!!

“I wonder what Joe Scarborough thinks?” asked no one ever about anything. Seriously fuck him.

Hello all. I wanted to thank everybody again for being so nice to my daughter Catalina and I - she’s three weeks old today and still fighting the good fight.

The one on the far left looks like she wore only her pantyhose to the party. Tacky as fuck.

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The only time I’ve gone to the landlord was for a neighbour who started blasting music at 7am. I sleep in the basement, she was on the 3rd floor and it woke me up. From the screaming and thumping, it was doing the same to other neighbours as well. People tried talking to her, but there was no solving it. Every…

FOUND!!! A few weeks ago I had posted about my cat Moxie who had been trapped and dumped by one of my neighbors. After hours and hours and hours of searching through brush and muddy fields I found her. She was at a farmyard that we had searched twice before but I guess she wasn’t ready to come out of hiding.…

Start feeding her high quality (high protein, very low carb) canned food. Kibble is garbage for cats, more calorie-dense, and full of unnecessary carbs that cats love and eat too much of. Stay away from “prescription weight loss” foods like Science diet, it’s a waste of $.

It might be a scam, fake IRS letters are the new “Nigerian Prince needs a deposit and will send you 400 millions of dollars” faxes and emails. Give the real IRS a call, and have your return handy if you kept a copy.

Pet thread, anyone? A photo and then a story about the goofball displayed therein.

I would be pissed too. I am very protective of my personal space, and outside shit that bothers me in my home bugs me to no end! Like, this is the one place where things get to be my way and someone just ruined it! Anyway, since you have her number have you tried explaining this is a continuing thing with the bass and…

I’m declaring this the #1 jam for this and all future summers.

Happy SNS from Sheela the Irish Wolfhound.

Every year on account of a conference I spend a week in NYC by myself. I always get there a few days prior to the start of the conference and explore the city. DO IT. You won’t regret it. Plus London is a common tourist destination and you certainly won’t be the only solo tourist there. And even if you are, who cares?…

They will feel like that right after a reduction. Don’t worry - in a couple of weeks when you’re all healed up you won’t feel flat-chested anymore and you will get to wear all the pretty bras!

I’d have cropped them too. They look like novelty hookers. I loathe Diddy, but he looks incredible here. Does he still actually DO something?

have you told him the foreplay is too short? my husband was like that early on in our relationship. i told him exactly what i wanted and what i defined as foreplay (he thought it was something else entirely). as we communicated more it got better.

So many crackers you’d think this was Nabisco headquarters...