Nothing against Christians, but “Look at that Jesus-y bitch” is a phenomenal intro.

You mean Jesus DIDN’T say “Fuck the sick, hoard ur money”?????????!!

Look at that Jesus-y bitch wearing her cross as if she is not acting in direct contravention of Jesus’s teachings.

Numerous reporters spotted carts of Bud Light being rolled into the Capitol in preparation for a GOP House celebration.

Editor and Chief

This is hilarious. Anna Wintour did not call some girl she saw in a magazine out of the blue because she was struck by her modelling prowess, or potential thereof. She called Donald Trump’s daughter.

ivanka is about as authentic as her chin implant. a fake-titted cunt.

Yes. All she is is groomed with expensive products. You could do the same thing to an actual mop and the mop would be just as “beautiful” by the end of it.

Women have been getting really uppity lately. It all started with the bicycle giving us independent transportation. Then us bitches wanted the vote. Then drivers licenses. The real tipping point was letting us have our own bank accounts. It was all downhill from there.

Fuck her. Fuck all of her bullshit. 99.9% of women wouldn’t get a call from fucking Vogue and even have the option of turning it down. She’s so fucking privileged, she can’t even see past her own plastic nose.

Yo, what is up with this? Every basic white girl I went to high school with is now peddling some sort of eyelash serum or hair thickening product or stella and dot bullshit. (Coupled with the aforementioned “empowered girlboss” links)

Early one morning during finals, the phone rang...It was Anna Wintour, the editor and chief of Vogue. Anna is someone I’ve always admired; we met when I’d done some modeling as a teenager.

My guess would be women who get sucked into MLMs selling weight loss snake oil or tacky leggings, who genuinely think they’re “running a small business” and are entrepreneurs. I know one from high school who is constantly reading and posting about shit like this. Faux “inspirational” reading that she calls personal…

I diversify my own information bias

“Your life’s happiness begins with you.”

And they vote!!!

The unemployment one nearly knocked me over. “Oh yeah that 2 months, I decided to sit and ponder my direction” instead of saying “I was looking for a job” - I can tell you which one I’d hire.

I am an actual, factual, licensed architect.

I give it six months before we’re all just stuffed in dog crates with shredded newspaper inside and stacked in the hold next to our luggage.