How did we become surrounded by these ancient evil dinosaurs that never, ever, ever die and somehow manage to littlefinger their way into huge amounts of wealth and political power? Roy Moorlestor didn’t make it up there, but too many of them fucking do. What’s going on? Are Horcruxes real?

The thing you have to do is SCOOP EVERY DAY. We do it every morning after feeding them and use Swheat Scoop, a non-clay environmentally friendly litter that clumps nicely.

This is my fat cat. You are welcome. Hope everything turns out okay.

I truly can’t stand Omarosa, at all. Every time she just appears on screen anywhere I really want to punch her in the face. She’s mean, backstabby, she puts people down constantly and overall just horrible to everyone. And not in a “it’s a game” way....she’s just a terrible person.

Thank you. That was two years ago at Christmas. This is him now-

My pups are getting older so we decided to spring for some professional pics, I just got them back and they turned out so good!

Puppies for the cure:

Joss says to get better soon, and be sure to wear your coat when you go out!

this asshole has an infection and is on amoxicillin which i am very allergic to and she licked me til i had a reaction but really it’s my fault because the vet warned me.

Fearless says get better at once!

All I got is kitties!

Sammy hopes you feel better. As long as he gets to stay under my sweatshirt.

Buster Dog, dressed and ready to go to Thanksgiving dinner.

Opie sends you get well kisses. She is good at cuddling.

That’s a terrible tradition, and Claude hopes you get better soon.

Arrow sends his thoughts and prayers :p

He is also a dapper gent in sweaters.