These owners really need to stick to sports.

In the AAF, the people are represented by two separate yet equally important groups. The players who were suckered into wasting months of their life, and the owners who will somehow cash out and profit on an obvious disaster. These are their stories.

Don’t you hate it when you do a racism and then people are mean to you and you have to file a lawsuit due to the emotional stress brought on by the fallout of the racism you did? Sucks, man.

Donkey Doug.

Paying fans should stay the fuck out of the game.  No one’s there to see them.  They’re not there to “participate.”

A little old school funk with some great horns!

TO got three years of Steve Young, two Jeff Garcia Pro Bowl years, and one year with Donovan McNabb making the Pro Bowl, then TO gets injured at 32, plays only seven games in 2005. Off to DAL to play for Bill Parcells and with Tony Romo (Pro Bowl that year). Then next year Romo again is Pro Bowl, TO is 1st team All-Pro…

Jerry Rice would like a word. 

Read that this morning. Amazing.

BORTLES!

If we can’t laugh at kids then what are we doing, really

These are supposed to be a list of hot takes. Not facts.

I believe that Russell Westbrook is a better and more exciting player than Steph Curry.

Usually I’m fine with making a tasteless joke on Deadspin no matter how tragic the story but this time I think I’ll pass.

Baylor being filled with scum doesn’t change the fact that Urban is scum himself. He’s doing the right thing only because he has no other options.

I’m wearing a tux as well

If I wear a tee, I can still get in, right? It’s a nice tee.

The Thunder’s existence negatively impacts Macklemore. Isn’t that reason enough for them to continue to exist for forever?

That has to be the world record for most consecutive dabs in ten seconds.

So a dead guy comes back to life once he lands in a city called Phoenix, but somehow Christianity deserves the credit? Bullshit.