I think we’re acknowledging the facts:

Why would the Cubs even want Chapman? There's no designated hitter in the NL...

Of course it’s bullshit. I don’t see Madison Bumgarner’s name on it.

Sprinkles actually suck. They have no real taste of their own, besides some chalkiness. They exist to ruin the texture of an otherwise smooth ice-cream experience. Sprinkles bring nothing to the table.

I 100% recommend turning on the kill feed in options. I don’t know why its off by default, but the information provided is very useful.

You’d think Michael J. Fox would have better things to capture on Vine.

This is simply one of the many, many times where you expect Dwight Howard to get defensive and he doesn’t.

You're making it worse.

I am an irritable dad with a law degree! It’s so nice to be recognized.

I AM, in fact, an irritable dad with a law degree, Samer. How did you DO that?

Philadelphia, the city of (no homo) brotherly love.

Wait until he meets the white guys.

I’ve been a diehard Ohio State fan since I was a kid. Nick Mangold was always one of my favorite Buckeyes ever and I loved how he’s had such a brilliant career in the NFL. Until this...

Check the roof of the hospital

Kid better watch out. Next time he’s up the tee will be inside the batter’s box.

Honey Bunches of Yost

The defendant immediately tensed his arms and straightened his body as he used the floor, steering wheel, and seat to brace himself in the vehicle.