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Should have drank more water.

☐ Mayweather

That’s Charlie Hustle for you. So much dedication to the game, he’d play ball even without any grass on the field.

Patrick has been fired for not referencing the extensive real-world history of ballistas being used to kill flame-breathing magical lizards the size of 747s.

Emma, you forgot #52, just ahead of Tom Brady: Beinghitby A. Car.

I already love dogs. I don’t need another reason to love dogs. But when dogs tackle children, that love soars even higher.

He was good, friendly, affable, generous man. With a family. A small daughter. Who tortured and killed animals to entertain a mob.

We debated this one for a while trying to parse out Scherzer’s exact string of words, though some of them are pretty obvious. I think we’ve settled on “fucking bastard motherfucking bitch motherfucker” and now I can’t see it any other way.

Multiple brain injuries, you say?

Thank you *so* much for disregarding my inability to mention that the dunk accounted for a third of Turner’s points, as this post went up midway through the second quarter and I freely acknowledge that I cannot psychically ordain a guy’s scoring total before halftime.

If we’re so slow, how come we caught and enslaved you?

That’s great for Russell Westbrook but Mike Trout is still the superior hitter by nearly every advanced metric

It’s cool, reading can be hard if you’re illiterate....

This is a cultural issue. Where young is from having multiple partners isn’t a big deal.

NJ.com also noted that there is “no mention of whether the teams in the St. John’s team’s division - the JV black league - can or cannot be co-ed, though other divisions are mentioned as strictly boys or girls teams.”

“and he’s only a sophomore so I don’t care”

I look forward to the new ESPN documentary series 0 for 30.

Goddammit why can’t Deadspin just stick to spor

The WARRIORS letting this happen BLEW my mind. A guy like Dion Waiters draining A THREE pointer in the clutch like this tells me ONE thing: a LEAD is never safe on South Beach.

That’s no moon. . . .