how many ray allen highlight videos have you watched?

Ashley, I know you probably take a lot of shit over your work here, so I wanted to tell you I have started to deliberately check Deadspin when something like this breaks, knowing that your article will both appropriately reinforce my horror and commiserate with it. You’re great. Fuck anyone who tells you otherwise…

nah

One bled over the cuckold’s nest

aight that’s 15,934 “stick to sports”es and 1 “stick to politics.” long way to go but keep at it bud

The U very much is not an LDS school.

The irony here is so delicious this post could almost be considered Foodspin.

*Stunned silence intensifies*

you go to a junior collenge

The real-life Frank Reynolds.

christ

“calling for help probably only made Kobe madder.”

I think we can rule out Derrick as a suspect if you just review his shooting percentage

Man, this episode of SVU is *crazy*

Joe Biden is the fucking man.

Christ guys, are you trying to hand West Virginia and Arkansas to Trump!?

He’s never been that close to actual black people before.

“I don’t know why he needs to keep going behind the back like this.”