Doesn’t “I don’t have cancer” immediately followed up with “I’m recovering” sound like you *had*cancer though? Am I the only one who reads it that way?

That Grandmother looks exactly like Taylor Swift.

I can’t believe how far down I had to scroll to find someone making this point and I can’t describe how excited I am that I made it out of the greys on Mark’s NYE Amnesty so that I could be here in this moment to pull your comment out of the greys.

And how is Obama going to pardon someone convicted of a non-federal crime? What B- civics student wrote that petition?

My best friend lives by them and has seen them both fursuiting. Multiple times. (How’s that?)

I would have thought Gwen’s cravings would be for freshly hunted and cooked venison considering her personality change since she started dating him.

Who doesn’t crave ice cream and mexican food even while not being with child?

I'm 31 and unmarried but I've been slowly accumulating Le Creuset and All Clad pans because I figure even if I don't get married I deserve the good pans.

I wanted to star this but it had exactly 38 stars when I came here and I am not about to change that.

Haha the fuck?! I was expecting him to return it and they fell in love.

In all fairness, I nearly had a breakdown when I thought I’d lost my ring a week after we got engaged. It was too big, and it slipped off in a drawer when I was trying to un-jam it. I only realized it was gone an hour later and thought I’d left it in the toilets at our office, because at that point I had to take it…

Fucking teenage monsters filming shit vertically

I imagine she gets a lot of shit for anything and everything. She’s probably just fending the shit off ahead of time.

When she was promoting Hard Candy with aaaaall those crotch shots, my son and I (14 at the time) somehow got talking about her kids. I told to imagine it was me in those photos, and that everybody at his school could just google them and take a good look at his mum in lycra.

The stigma that still applies today in some areas of America that for a single girl to spend the night with someone is scandalous and inappropriate? People were still sleeping in seperate beds in the movies in the 40s — America wasn't exactly a bastion of sexual enlightenment.

I am attempting to use my telekinetic powers to move this up the page, but so far it’s just been ass cheek clenching and Kegels to the point of exhaustion.

Don’t the hand sanitizer ones dissolve, though? They’re not really plastic exfoliating beads so much as triclosan or whatever in tiny ball form, so they're not finding their way into the ocean.

Sorry. Lil bit drunk. lil bit

No, you’re fine as long as you don’t rinse it off.

The internet is both totally GREAT and also sometimes kinda awful, just like people and life in general.

(Pretty sure it’s the general lack of structure, boundaries, civility, decent cultural behavior to model and the general FOX/Reaver theocracy coup that’s wrecking many contemporary things, yet that’s mostly TELEVISI…